Please See First:

http://ignorantchristian.wordpress.com/2008/07/15/hate-crime-is-the-gay-agenda/

I happened upon this kid’s page the other day,

First off - for Christmas I’m buying him a dictionary … or some kind of program with spell check.

Now a lot of this banter was actually kind of funny, There was another post I got a kick out of where he actually said that “Gayness has killed more people than the Iraq War” … Lol. Right. There was also a little pearl where he explained that evolution must be a lie because his friends father broke a leg and the friend did not “‘inherit” this condition, he also pointed out that people have eyes [He's like some kind of genius, I know. Guess you can't blame the guy for being observant - I wonder how long he was sitting on THAT information]. Yes, humans can SEE! Ya hear me Darwin? Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

Please See:

http://ignorantchristian.wordpress.com/2008/06/19/chalenge-for-evolution-agenda-people/

So, the guy has 6 [any higher and I suspect he would have lost count, perhaps after the dictionary I'll buy him an abacus for Easter] reasons why evolution is gibberish. [And] OH MY! Are these ever well thought out. It’s just a plethora of useful information… Half an eye is ”no good” and “What hap[p]ens in Earth life is bad.” (Mars life however, is quite pleasant! – I think he must be a Harvard boy). He IS right though… half an eye is “no good” – perhaps I should convert.

I have to admit his grasp on Darwinism is a little bit scary. If you’re going to argue against something, don’t you think you should first understand it? [It helps prevent that whole ... coming off like an "ignorant jackass on a mission" thing].

So let me clear things up – No, if your father breaks his leg, you wont have a broken leg… you can’t inherit something that was incidental… and Yes, eyes are good, perhaps one of the driving forces behind that we evolvedto have them. Those with eyes were better suited to survive in their environments, those without were not and thus perished eons ago… survival of the fittest and all that. [Let's all hope for the sake of the species this guy hasn't figured out how to procreate quite yet]. Please note however – Plants… do NOT have eyes. So obviously God does not exist. [So there!].

NOT that I think explaining any of this to him would make the slightest difference at all… But I ask - If you’re going to make assaults on an entire system of reasoning you might want to check your facts first if you’d like your point to be well received.

Moving on – I’m generally not much for attacking other bloggers. Honestly, I was just going to leave some kind of passive-aggressive comment telling him he’s a jackass and that there is no “E” in AIDS, then I got here:

“See?  It was drugs.  Liberals love drugs, they want to make marijuana legal so more gay people can get killed,”

Whaa…?! LOL OMG. LIBERALS LOVE DRUGS! So quick everybody let’s smoke some pot to rid the world of all this lethal “gayness” (Haven’t you heard it’s killing more people than the Iraq War?!) Let’s continue shall we?

“So what that maens is any kind of critique you can give em is a hate crimes!  Just to condem sin they want it to be illegal to say “stop sinning!”  You beleve that?”

I’d like to first point out that Yes, he said “is a hate crimes!” … plural, more than one, just so we’re clear. [And] To answer his question, “You believe that?” … No. No, I don’t believe that. You know why? Because that’s not what they’re saying. Nobody is trying to infringe on your free-speech. There is NO hate crime legislation condemning anyone from SAYING anything. I don’t know anyone who has ever been arrested for simply announcing “Stop Sinning!” Here, wait, I’ll try…

STOP SINNING!!

[give me a moment while I wait for the SWAT team...]

Ok *phew* they musta missed that one. [Or maybe I'm not in fact wired for sound - either way]. Hate Crime legislation is designed to prevent people from committing violent acts against their fellow man solely on the basis of such persons sexuality (but alsorace, religion, etc.) AND in case you hadn’t noticed… committing violent acts against your fellow man for ANY reason – is also a sin. btw. fyi. Oh yea, and one last thing:

“Hate crimes is just reverse descrimination which is part of the gay agenda.”

Reverse discrimination… THATS a hoot. I ask you, when exactly was the last time that someone refused to hire you, serve you, or speak to you on the basis that you were in fact NOT gay? I mean, just out of curiosity.

Now, In closing, I’d just like to say that I’m willing to bet all this rampant “gayness” was not created by a coalition of christian-haters somewhere out there with the intent purpose of raining on your little Holier-Than-Now parade.

That said – I’m almost 90% sure that your entire blog is so rediculous that it MUST infact be satire. In any event, It’s been a lot of fun, Thanks for playing, but you’re beginning to give me a headache.